Thursday, April 06, 2006

Stop giving a....

What is the world coming to? A sick soup of power, hunger, indulgence, love and greed. What are these people living for? As they go about living their mundane lives, very much like me, but are they aware of what they're headed into? A bottomless pit of pointlessness! Freedom remains a vague dream forgotten over morning coffee in the mad rush to join mundanity before it leaves on the 9:00 am bus.

Slow down?
Stop giving a fuck!
Miss the bus, feel the rich fabric of excitement that folds itself around you as you break on scheduled appointment with the whitewashed wall that is your life. Predictability that makes your nose bleed every day.

Go out!
Stop giving a fuck!
Get into your tiny underpowered car or onto your highly fuel efficient 100 cc bike or whatever gets you from one workstation to another and go in the other direction. Don't ask me which way, just "the other direction". Find the ruts and the ditches that freedom has to offers well as that hard climb to the top of the hill just so you can scream down the other side at speeds that make your eyes water.

Break Something!
Stop giving a fuck!
Pick up a hammer and break something or pick up something and break a hammer. One way or another, your wife wouldn't want it anyway, right? It?s ok; your salary can buy you something better. So why not? As long as it makes a loud clamor that shatters the glass walls that surround you.

Fuck someone!
Stop giving a fuck! Go up to the first babe that catches your eye first thing in the morning and take her to bed. So what if you?ve been laying her for the past ten years and fathered her children? Fuck her like you've never fucked her before. Make her scream until the neighbors come home to find you in a sweaty pile of linen in their master bedroom. You would have done it at your own house except the kids were home, the kitchen was being renovated and the dining table was leaning a little to the right.

Space out!
Stop giving a fuck!
Just lie back with a cold beer resting next to you as a bowl of the greasiest bacon imaginable lies amiably on your hairy stomach as you scratch yourself in places you had almost forgotten about.

Watch people go by living their lives in a pointless means to an inevitable end and realize how much fuller life can be of chicken, whisky and women.

Just don't quit your day job....
And don't try this at home....
Get to work on time...
Drink your coffee....
Eat low fat, high fiber, nutrient rich foods....
Work out....
Stop reading pointless blogs while you should be doing something else....
Don't smoke....
Don't drink....
Don't give a fuck!

1 comment:

Flying Phoenix said...

YAY BABY@!@!!! finally i get to see this up on ur blog!!! WOOHOO!! *wooot woooot*...one of the most brillaint pieces of writing to ever. Been insipired by this one when u frst read it out to me in ur room. somehow, i never got to finish the darned thing. but im getting to it now....i think im gonna try a few of these out...especially the one abt the chik..remember...i ned to get laid before i die!! HAAA HAA HAAAA